Real Reason Why Guys Like Breasts So Much

Why do guys love Breast (Big Breast) so much? Well, there are over a million reasons why they do. Here are just a few.You can move the breasts out of a guy’s face, but you can’t make the guy take his eyes off it. Ever heard that? No? Well, it’s true. So why do guys like breasts so much? The Super Fella explains the real reason behind why men like breasts.

Little boys get giddy with ecstatic happiness when they jump on a soft cushiony bed. It’s such a happy feeling, isn’t it? It’s blissful and so oooh-exciting.

And grown up boys, well, we feel a million times happier when we see a great pair of breasts.

If there is ever a guy who says he doesn’t like breasts, well, he’s either a fairy or a lying pervert who does dirty things to himself.

Here, I’ll tell you why men like breasts so much.

Breasts to a man are what cotton candy is to a boy. And breasts to a man are what a million inexhaustible credit cards are to a woman.

Kids love Charlie’s Chocolate Factory, and I’m effing waiting for a man version of Charlie and the Booby Factory. Can you imagine that? Of course, you don’t want to. Unless you’re a man.

Most women wonder why men like breasts and think this obsession is ridiculous and perverse. But just like most women are suc kers for sweet talk, flowers, chocolates or ridiculous cravings in the middle of the night, men are suckers for a great pair of them boobs.

Hehehe.

Source: Naija Major

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